An Inconvenient Proposal

Posted: September 5, 2013 in Uncategorized

(Overheard whilst washing dishes)

 

M&M: When I grow up, I’m going to marry the Prince Bubba, because he’s a frog.

L: But I want to marry him first.

Lil Man: I’m not a frog.

M&M: Well, I’m going to marry Prince Bubba the frog. Not you.

Lil Man: I’m not a frog.

L: But I want to marry Prince Bubba Frog first!

Lil Man: I’m not a frog.

M&M: No, you can’t marry him because I am first and he is a frog that will be a prince.

L: No, I will marry him first! He can be my frog and THEN your frog.

Lil Man: I’m not a frog!

M&M: No, He’s my frog.

L: No mine!

M&M: No, my frog.

L: Nu-uhhh he is my frog.

M&M: No, he is going to marry me and be my frog.

(continues for another 5 minutes…during a very brief pause in the argument I hear…)

Lil Man: (sigh…in a quiet voice) I’m not a frog.

 
I feel for that boy, I really do. Stuck in the middle of three sisters can’t be easy.

At least he’s popular today.

 

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