You Did What Now?

Posted: August 29, 2013 in Uncategorized
Tags: ,

M&M: Mom, guess what I did.

Moi: You discovered Atlantis?

M&M: No.

Moi: You invented chocolate socks?

M&M: Noo.

Moi: You discovered a breed of dust bunnies that eat other dust bunnies?

M&M: No, Mom. (muy serious face)

Moi: You found a snipe? You went to outer space? You found a talking pickle? Oh, I know! You rescued a dragon from a princess!

M&M: Nooo mom! (stomps foot)

Moi: Well..I give up. What did you do.

M&M: (mischevious grin) I farted.

.

..I honestly should have seen that coming.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s